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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Review- Karl Sides (The Flick Fanatics)

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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Starring:

Chris Pratt- Owen Grady

Bryce Dallas Howard- Claire Dearing

James Cromwell- Benjamin Lockwood

B D Wong- Dr. Wu

Rafe Spall- Eli Mills

Life Finds Another Way in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom!

Its been over 3 years since the Events in Jurassic World and InGen has paid millions in damages for those injured in the Dinosaur attacks on the island. InGen is attempting to salvage DNA from the Endomyxan Rex that was dragged into the lagoon. With the presumption that the lagoon was clear they salvage a tooth from the Rex’s skeleton and send it to the surface just before the entire underwater pod is swallowed whole by the Mosasaurus that is still patrolling the lagoon.

There is a new wrinkle on the island, an active volcano is about to erupt and threatening to again make the dinosaurs extinct. The Congress held a hearing on what action to take on rescuing the animals from the Island only to have Prof. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) remind them that the dinosaurs were here before us and if we bring them of the island there is a great chance they will be here after us! Congress decides to take no action to save the dinosaurs.

This news comes as a disappointment to Claire Dearing (Howard) who heads up a dinosaur activist group now. Claire is contacted by Benjamin Lockwood (Cromwell), John Hammonds partner and the co-founder of Jurassic Park, asking her to come meet with him about saving the dinosaurs. Claire is greeted by Lockwood’s assistant Eli Mills (Spall) and introduced to Iris (Geraldine Chaplin) the nanny that cares for Lockwood’s granddaughter. Lockwood wheels in and greets Claire explaining he wants to fund her on a rescue mission to save 11 species of Dinosaurs of the island to yet another island that was set up just to let the animals live in piece…no fences, no people.

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TAG- Karl Sides (The Flick Fanatics)

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TAG

Starring:

Ed Helms- Hogan Malloy

Jon Hamm- Bob Callahan

Jeremy Renner- Jerry Pierce

Jake Johnson-Chilli Cilliano

A Child’s Game that lasts for 30 years and you have the new comedy, TAG!

TAG is the story of a group of friends that started a game of tag in grade school and have continued playing it for over 30 years! The real amazing thing that this is based on a true story! REALLY!

The rules of the game are simple, during the month of May, the game is on and anyone can be tagged until June1st. The last person that is it must live with the shame for 11 months until the game resumes. The challenge to the game as the group became adults is that they all don’t live in the same town, so you don’t know when someone might show up.

Hoagie Malloy was it when the game ended so he got a job as a janitor just to sneak up on Bob Callahan during an interview with Rebecca Crosby (Annabelle Wallis) with the Wall Street Journal. After trashing the conference room and Bob hitting himself with a chair, he is tagged and is now “IT”. Hogan explains that they need to leave now because this is the year they finally tag Jerry. Rebecca tells Callahan that the real story is this game and she is coming with them.

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INCREDIBLES 2 review

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Back to Work

14 years after the first film, Disney-Pixar is finally here to bring us back to the Parr family with “Incredibles 2”!  Picking up where the original left-off, the Parr family is leaving Dash’s track meet when the Underminer arrives to wreak havoc on the city.   After (unsuccessfully) fighting him and causing a large amount of damage, the family must once-again relocate to avoid being detected.  After being tracked-down by Continue reading

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HOTEL ARTEMIS- Karl Sides (the Flick Fanatics)

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HOTEL ARTEMIS

Starring:

Jodie Foster- Nurse

Sterling K. Brown- Waikiki

Jeff Goldblum-Wolf King (Niagara)

Charlie Day- Acapulco

Dave Bautista- Everest

Jodie Foster runs a “members only” hospital for Felons in the new thriller “Hotel Artemis”.

It is 2028 an d Los Angeles is a war zone with the public rioting over high prices for clean water. In the middle of the city is an old art deco hotel called “Hotel Artemis” that covers for a secret member’s only ICU on the top floor. The Nurse and her orderly Everest (because he is that big) maintain the hospital and repair injured felons that pay for discretion. To maintain some form of anonymity the patients are referred to by the room they are in.

Acapulco is a con man that took a knife to the face, so the Nurse is using Nano tech to repair his face instantly. Nice (Sofia Boutella), a high-level hit man, checked in with a gunshot wound that was self-inflicted so she is there when her target arrives. Finally, Waikiki also with a gun shot wound, but also has his brother with him who was shot in the liver. The Nurse took care of the bullet holes and used a 3d printer to fabricate a replacement liver. Only one room is open, Niagara, that is until the Nurse’s phone rings and she is notified the Wolf King is coming.

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OCEAN’S 8 review

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Every Con Has Its Pros

Over the last 70 months, Debbie Ocean (Sandra Bullock) has been rehearsing a plan in her head to pull off the heist of the Century.  In “Ocean’s 8”, she is about to be released on parole, Debbie (the sister of Danny Ocean) attempts to put together a crew to rob the universally-acclaimed Met Gala in New York City.  With her right-hand-woman Lou (Cate Blanchett) on board, she collects Continue reading